Which elf is the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?