What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?