What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST!
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?