Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?