What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Which family member is always relieved?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?