How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?