Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?