Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?