Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?