Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?