Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?