Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What dogs are always lying to you?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where do cows go on vacation?