Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?