What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?