Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a dog in space?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is a horse's favorite sport?