Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?