Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?