What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do fireflies start a race?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the hostess name her daughter?