Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?