Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are winter days great?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?