Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What says: oom oom oom?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the holiest insect?