Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?