Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
It was a little plane.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?