What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?