Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
They gave him a crown!
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What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?