Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Did you know about April 1st?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?