Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?