Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
What's the slowest 5k?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?