What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?