Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?