Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What does the sun drink out of?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?