Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?