Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why are books always so angry?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?