What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?