Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?