Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?