Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?