Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do bees gossip?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?