Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?