What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Honey Nut Cheerios™.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?