What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?