Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What does winter fat turn into?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?