What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?