Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?