Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the Dorito say to his son?