Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
There were too many variables.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?