What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?