Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?