Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why are English teachers so smart?
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