What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
I was here first!
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?